WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES - JENN'S SEASON: WEEK 3
Here for the right reasons.
HUMORENTERTAINMENT
Ryan Leatham
7/23/20242 min read
In week three of The Bachelorette, we saw Jenn’s Australian adventure heat up physically and emotionally.
Spencer kicked things off with a little ass grab on their one-on-one. It might have been bold, but Spencer also showed a softer side by opening up about his past engagement that ended when his ex cheated on him. He assured Jenn that he’s ready to move forward and find true love.
The group date was a spicy "Thunder Down Under" strip show. The guys showed off their moves, but Sam N. mega flopped, opting out of the show and instead grabbing the mic to tell Jenn he was in love with her. Ultimate cringe. Meanwhile, Jonathan stole the show with his impressive performance, and winning the competition. However, it was Devin who walked away with the group date rose, proving once again that he's a frontrunner for Jenn’s heart.
Next, the smallest group date of all time featured Hakeem, Austin, Jeremy, and Aaron. The guys competed in a race, and Austin came out on top, winning some precious solo time with Jenn. Back at the mansion Aaron, never one to shy away from drama and on his way out the door, stirred the pot by suggesting that some of the men weren’t ready for an engagement, but refused to name names. This vague accusation lit a fire under Jenn, who was visibly upset by the insinuation. Marcus and Sam M. stepped in to comfort her, showing their supportive sides and deepening their connections with Jenn.
At the rose ceremony we said goodbye to Hakeem and Tomas A., just after Aaron left the show for personal reasons.
Rose Rankings
Sam M.
Marcus
Devin 📈
Jonathan
Grant
Spencer
Jeremy 📈
Austin
Thomas N.
Dylan 📉
John
Sam N. 📉
Rose prediction accuracy: 10/12…83.3%
Dropping out of the race
Of the twelve roses given out we correctly predicted ten of them, giving Tomas A. and Hakeem a little too much credit. Aaron stepping aside himself was unforeseen, but he would have gone home soon one way or another. Sam N. is next, he should resign now to avoid embarrassment. Sam M. is inevitable. Life imitates, art?
